Roast Idiot

[Ella]

WTF, Jet?!

[George]

Who does he want to see Jet?

I'm really pissed off for boring reasons of being utterly exhausted and never having unbroken sleep and singlehandedly dealing with a poorly baby who has screamed and screamed and an idiot who decides this is an ideal time to have a pop at me for spending too much time on the internet. Wanker.

[Beena]

Seriously Jet? Wow.

George, I'd be inserting whatever I was using to surf the Internet into whichever of his orifices happened to be closest. Arsehole.

[Beena]

Oh, arsehole was a description, not a suggestion.

[ozbird]

Kill him dead, George.

Jet, that's outrageous! WTactualF?

[Loralei]

Don't do that George! How would you then (hygienically) surf?

Bloody hell, Jet! Do his eyeballs have any market value? If so, I suggest you use the money to pay for a trip for you and S.

[cluefree]

Jesus, Jet. You're absolutely right to be angry. It would make me furious too. Did he really think you would say yes, or is it an excuse for a bit of a pointless whinge?

Ooh, George. That behaviour is a one way ticket to neck punch town. What would he rather you do?

[la Fée Verte]

a one way ticket to neck punch town.

[George]

I'm all cross about it. The irony is not lost on me that my reaction is to complain about it ON THE INTERNET.

[Lily]

Yebbut, it's free, innit.

[Sky]

And you can't turtle from jail.

[rosy]

Sky makes a good point.

Jet and George: their behaviours are unasseptable :supernanny: put them in time out.

[Vermilingua]

I think it's a bit harsh to judge Mr Jet before we even know the band. If it's Iron Maiden then it is worth it and Jet should have her eyeballs eaten for trying to stop him.

[rosy]

Iron Maiden tour worldwide

[Dáire]

Or Jet and the baby go too and it's a family trip.

(not that jumping on planes is remotely as easy as that and is pretty unrealistic to just suddenly go 'oh, let's fly...')

[Savannah]

Your birthday, your choice, surely?

You got that right!!

I'm going to have another look tonight/over the weekend and book something THAT I LIKE.

[Birdy Numnum]

I've spent the last 3 days searching for a holiday cottage for my 50th birthday in June.

My partner suggested Wales. So, I found one in Wales only for him to say that he doesn't like 'that' part of Wales and suggests the West Country. I say it'll probably be expensive, but he says I should still look as the weather will probably be better down south. I find one, email him the details only for him to say it's too expensive

I've told him to look himself and get back to me :grump:

I take it you'll be driving there? Have you looked at Pembrokeshire Sav? Mr B and I spend a week in one before christmas. Lush it was, lush!

[Jet]

At first I couldn't work out why he kept whining as I couldn't believe he was even remotely serious.

It's definitely a one chance thing, as the band are not playing together anymore but are getting back together for a tour. But just touring the UK as they only really had one hit here.

I told him if he could find the money for a flight then go right ahead, but strangely tickets are $2-3k (I could have told him this). I think he thought if he could find something really cheap (these tickets do not exist these days, so he's being doubley dim) then maybe he could do it. It was all a bit toys out the pram so I very patrionisingly gave him a bit of a lecture on priorities and how I can be sad that I missed seeing a band but if it was because I was doing something more important at the time (or spending my money on something more important like flights to see my family) then it shouldn't be that hard to just get over it!! FFS.

[baargain]

I would have brained him. I am curious as to which band though!

[Jet]

Del Amitri. I know he's probably going to get extra flack for that. He's always liked them (I do to) and has followed Justin Currie's solo work.