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My whole village was subjected to a mail shot from our local funeral home :lol: that was nice.
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baargain wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2020 7:53 am My whole village was subjected to a mail shot from our local funeral home :lol: that was nice.
:uhh: do they know something you don't? :lol: 'villagers, you might find this useful....er...just saying...:look: '
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It’s not like they’ve done really well of it this situation already?
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Maybe they've poisoned the water supply :look:
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:lol: Like that funeral home putting the "Thank you, NHS!" sign in their window :mog:
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:lol:
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ParisGal wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:21 am :lol: Like that funeral home putting the "Thank you, NHS!" sign in their window :mog:
Oh god :mog:
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:mog:
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I went to collect our food last night for Mr O’s Father’s Day meal and had to go inside the restaurant to place the order and pick it up. As I haven’t been into a restaurant for a while I got a bit flustered and accidentally added a 30% tip to the bill.
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olive wrote: Mon Jun 22, 2020 3:15 am I went to collect our food last night for Mr O’s Father’s Day meal and had to go inside the restaurant to place the order and pick it up. As I haven’t been into a restaurant for a while I got a bit flustered and accidentally added a 30% tip to the bill.
:lol: They will think you're very grateful for food.
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Maggots! On the kitchen floor, coming out of the bin :cry: :cry:. Never in anywhere either of us has lived (including rancid student houses) have we ever had bloody maggots in the bin (and we run a pretty tight ship here!). Honestly, I'm sure the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are just over the horizon.
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Oh no! That happened to us two years ago when a fly got into the food bin. Good luck!
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It's been an interesting biology lesson for W. The life cycle of a fly has been well covered by 7am this morning. The boys are bleaching the bin now, and then, hopefully, SETTING IT ON FIRE.
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Oh god, that happened to me a few years back and I totally freaked out. I think it hadn't been completely closed and a fly got in a tiny gap. I got a new bin.
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Kenickie wrote: Mon Jun 22, 2020 7:42 am Oh god, that happened to me a few years back and I totally freaked out. I think it hadn't been completely closed and a fly got in a tiny gap. I got a new bin.
They keep emerging from tiny rims of the bin :cry: :cry: HONESTLY. Its like a horror film.
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Urgh smal. It’s way too early to be dealing with maggots :cry:
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https://www.themockturtle.com/Amock/vie ... A&start=20

I love that TC offered to identify my maggots. :lol:
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I mean SRSLY. Gosh, yes, life is quite easy right now, please showered us with maggots.
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It is giving me horrible flash backs to the plague of flies in our old house just before we moved :cry:
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Put hem in a pot and sell them to anglers for a side hustle? :))
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